f a m o u s h o b o ➸ ♥

merasmus:

son *puts a hand on your shoulder* son sometimes *puts another hand on your shoulder* Son sometimes things are *puts another hand on your shoulder* son you just gotta *puts another hand on your shoulder* son

sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

maiammitch:

otp meme - [2/7] scenes: I think you do love me… or you could love me… but you’re just too stubborn and scared to admit it because the last time you really gave your heart to someone it got broken. And I get that. I’ve been there. But somewhere along the line you gave up on the idea that you deserve to feel this way again.

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

ill-eat-you-for-lunch:

evanj2014:

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

PREACH^^

ill-eat-you-for-lunch:

evanj2014:

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

PREACH^^

thedrmonkey:

Yes please

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

i-jess-cant-st0p:

is-this-real-life—:

I take cool pics sometimes.

i-jess-cant-st0p:

is-this-real-life—:

I take cool pics sometimes.